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''Last night, Betty Friedan chased me through two levels of the parking garage. And let me tell you she can move. If she hadn't broken her heel going over that speed bump, I don't know what would have happened.'' -Miles (Grant Shaud) on Murphy Brown, lamenting being labeled a sexist after a magazine misquoted him ''I've never come across anybody like you. I mean, even Betty Friedan said I was charming for a guy who 'just doesn't get it.''' -Jack (Jay Thomas) to Dana (Annie Potts) on Love & War, which aired immediately following Murphy Brown on CBS
''Does this make me look fat?'' -A rag-clad Chris Farley to the Saturday Night Live audience before the show's opening parody of Planet of the Apes
