Patricia Richardson
''I never expected to play a wife and mother,'' says Patricia
Richardson. ''With the exception of Roseanne, they're pretty boring
parts.'' Richardson can now exempt herself, too. As Jill Taylor, Tim
Allen's beleaguered mate on ABC's top 10 hit Home Improvement, the
40-year-old actress keeps the household's battle of the sexes a
close match with an arsenal of power tools that includes dry wit,
common sense, and smart, tart responses to anything her mechanically
obsessed husband and three sons can plug in, blow up, or dish out.
Richardson has an equally clamorous offscreen clan: her husband,
actor Ray Baker (Down Home); son Henry, 6; and 13-month-old twins
Roxanne and Joseph. ''I am never alone,'' she says, laughing. ''I bring
them to the studio every day. The first week of taping, I was running
back to the dressing room whenever I could to nurse.'' Richardson,
whose last series was FM, didn't expect Home Improvement to amount to
much (''In my experience, things last 13 weeks and that's it'') until
her husband came backstage after the first night of shooting. ''He
looked at me and said, 'Don't you know? This is going to run seven
years!' So unless Tim goes and cracks himself up in a race car, I
guess I'll have a job for a while. It's exciting and exhausting.
About a month ago, I went to a doctor, and he said I have positive
stress.''
Ellen Cleghorne
Weeks after Saturday Night Live's producers watched Ellen
Cleghorne's audition at a New York comedy club, they called her with
not-great news: They still couldn't make up their minds. ''I said,
'Listen, the next time you call me, if you don't tell me I got the
job, I'm going to jump out the window,''' recalls the Brooklyn native.
'''And I only live on the second floor, so I'm going to have to do it
a couple of times.''' Good gambit. Cleghorne was hired for SNL's
featured cast last fall and has already created two recurring hit
characters an in-your-face NBC page, and the Afrocentrist critic
Queen Shaniqua, whose six-word review of Pretty Woman (''Cinderellastory?! She was a whore!'') won one of this season's biggest laughs.
Although SNL's ensemble is currently a crowded 16 (''It's like living
in the projects with only one bathroom''), Cleghorne is getting
noticed, thanks in part to an assertiveness she cultivated while
teaching acting to inmates at New York's Riker's Island jail. ''I knew
a lot of people in there,'' she says, bemused. ''It never occurred to
me until later that I could have been one of them if I didn't have
strict parents.'' With Riker's on her resume, it's no surprise that
Cleghorne doesn't scare easily. ''My only fear in life,'' she says, ''is
not being funny.'' Shouldn't be a big problem.
Kyle Chandler & Tammy Lauren
Who is that sexy, funny, awkward,
quarrelsome-but-made-for-each-other duo steaming up TV screens this
season on ABC's 1940s drama Homefront? Meet Jeff and Ginger: He's
''young very young naive, and confused.'' She's ''the virgin from
hell she's had sex once but she'll never admit it.'' And thanks to the
witty interplay and off-the-charts chemistry between actors Kyle
Chandler and Tammy Lauren, their fractious relationship has grown
from a planned three-week plot line to a full-throttle, full-season
romance with no end in sight. Both performers found an affinity for
the World War II era during their Georgia childhoods Chandler watched
old movies ''on Ted Turner's channel, before anyone ever heard of
him,'' and Lauren listened to war stories from her father. But
neither predicted the heat they'd throw off as a team. ''I was too
nervous to notice how well we did together,'' says Chandler, 26. ''Our
first scene was a love scene, which I'd never done.'' ''Now,'' says
Lauren, ''the crew laughs at us we're like an old married couple.
We'll sit on the set and argue over a line for a half hour.''
Chandler: ''Whenever I'm stuck, she throws me something that gets me
started.'' Lauren: ''Yeah, I remind him of the times we were both out
of work. Now we go out after shooting ends and people think we're
really a couple.'' She hoots with laughter. ''That is so cool!'' (P.S.
They're not.)
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