Home
1 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION 4,928 people you wouldn't sit next to on a bus, covered by 15,000 parasitic journalists. It's what Washington feels like all the time. 2 THE CLINTON/GORE TICKET Usually the only time you see two crackers this good-looking is on an hors d'oeuvre tray.
3 HONEY, I BLEW UP THE KID I'll wait for Honey, I Sent the Spoiled Brat to Bed Without Any Dinner.
4 TABITHA SOREN The Cokie Roberts of MTV. So what if she thinks David Brinkley is Billy Joel's father-in-law?
5 CRISTINA At last, a bilingual talk show. The only host who dresses better than her transvestite guests.
6 VANITY FAIR'S DEMI MOORE When Madonna does this, she's a tramp. When Moore does it, she's making a ''statement.''
7 JESSE JACKSON A political faith healer. Put your hand on the TV and feel the power of taxing the rich.
8 CALIFORNIA IOUS The state is so broke they make Governor Wilson check under the sofa cushions for change before he goes to bed each night.
9 DEATH BECOMES HER Streep and Hawn together at last. It could've been worse-Sophie Chooses a Housesitter.
10 COOL WORLD What's next? Minnie Does Milwaukee?
11 THE LAPD It's accused of keeping clandestine files on celebs. Hard to believe it has something the Enquirer doesn't.
12 FAY VINCENT There's a lunatic fringe that thinks Chicago is in the East. My kind of town, ogacihC si.
13 A STRANGER AMONG US Melanie Griffith as a cop among the Hasidim. Or: Guess who's coming to dinner-a shiksa.
% 14 AXL ROSE'S ARREST This used to be bad for
15 MAN TROUBLE They wouldn't let critics preview it. Like a cook saying, ''Don't worry, it tastes just like chicken.''
