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In fact, Hook is so bloated and infantile that it's a shock to rediscover the lean, witty, story-driven feel of Steven Spielberg's first two features, newly showcased in letterboxed discs. As cops chase a doomed jailbird couple through Texas in The Sugarland Express and three hunters track a great white shark in Jaws, every brilliant touch the play of music under words, the grouping of characters across the frame, the kinetic camera movement relates first to character, not spectacle. Spielberg the brash young wunderkind was no lost boy, but he sure has become a lost man. Sugarland: A- Jaws: A+ Hook: C-
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