Bet She Can't Eat Just One

On Roseanne, the gourmet treat at Roseanne Conner's new diner, the Lunch Box, is the delectable Loose Meat Sandwich. In Eldon, Iowa, the gourmet treat at Roseanne and Tom Arnold's new real-life diner, Roseanne and Tom's Big Food Diner (opening in January), will be the scrumptious same. You want to chow down? You do it like this:

THE CHEFS:
*Roseanne Arnold
*Tom Arnold
*Tom's pal, Kevin ''Mo'' Moreland

THE STUFF:
*Hamburger meat
*Garlic salt
*Salt
*Pepper
*Pickles
*Ketchup
*Mustard
*''Liquid cheese'' (Velveeta in au squirt container)
*Hamburger buns

WHAT THEY DO WITH THE STUFF:
Roseanne: You cook it up.
Tom: It's wet because of the grease.
Roseanne: Yeah, and you scoop it up and put it on the white hamburger bun.
Mo: With a little bit of garlic salt.
Roseanne: Then you put ketchup and pickles and mustard on it. Tom: And cheese, too. Liquid cheese.
Mo: Yeah, it's cheese spread.
Tom: Tell (the Roseanne producers) I want that on the show. They use cheese slices. I think it's funny to see them dip the liquid cheese out and put a glob on.
Mo: It's really a condiment.
Tom: Yeah, it just comes out of the thing: Squeesh.
*Come and get it.

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