COMPLETE CHEMICAL MELTDOWN
Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. He still
hasn't recovered.
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
Civil Wars' Peter Onorati swept Jennifer Hetrick off her feet — and
into bed — their first night out. If only dating were really like
that.
WHICH WAY TO THE SHOWER?
Denzel Washington and Sarita Choudhury in Mississippi Masala.
Motel sheets never looked so inviting.
IT'S-A-JUNGLE-OUT-THERE FEVER
Daniel Day-Lewis and Madeleine Stowe, exchanging lusting looks in The Last of the Mohicans. The eyes have it.
CAUTION: EXPLOSIVES
Mel Gibson and Rene Russo in Lethal Weapon 3. Scar for scar, it
hurts so good.
STEAM HEAT
The Lover's Jane March and Tony Leung. She's young, he's restless,
they can't get enough of each other.
WARMING UP
Jennie Garth and Luke Perry on the beach in Beverly Hills, 90210.
Like, Omigawd.
PLEASE DON'T STOP
Northern Exposure's Rob Morrow and Janine Turner, on the verge.
Juneau this can't go on.
CAT'S PAW
Michelle Pfeiffer and Michael Keaton in Batman Returns. Talk about
getting your licks in.
ROOM TEMPERATURE
Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry on Beverly Hills, 90210. Tofu love:
They're healthy, they're safe, they're boring.
DOMESTIC MISS
Marge and Homer Simpson. Married
with children — what did you expect?
THE BIG CHILL
Melrose Place's Grant Show and Amy Locane. No air-conditioning
needed here.
QUICK AND FLIRTY
Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. We'd like to
see that editing-room floor.
YOUR TIME IS UP
Kim Basinger and Richard Gere in Final Analysis. Even Freud
couldn't make anything of this.
UP, UP AND OY VEY
Melanie Griffith and Eric Thal in A Stranger Among Us. Since when
did learning a few Yiddish words equal foreplay?
