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MOST DESPERATE PACKAGING STUNT
Whore, the double-Russell fiasco (Theresa stars, Ken directs)
comes to home & video in four, count 'em, four versions. There's an
R-rated cut, an unrated cut, the NC-17 version, and a second R
release titled, rather whiningly, If You Can't Say It, Just See It.
We can say this: They all stink.
BEST BAD TITLES
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Spies, Lies and Naked Thighs
Talkin' Dirty After Dark
Lunatics: A Love Story
Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel
The Linguini Incident
A Woman, Her Man and Her Futon
Killer Tomatoes Eat France!
MOST EMBARRASING VIDEO SKELETONS IN SCHWARZENEGGER'S CLOSET
A great year for Arnold watchers, even if he had no new movies.
His very first, the limp 1969 comedy Hercules in New York, finally
came to tape, giving us the chance to see a pasty, badly dubbed
Schwarzenegger match vits mit nerdy Arnold Stang. Then came the video
release of Carnival in Rio, a 1983 Playboy Channel special in
which our hero, then between Conans, makes a blithering fool of
himself leering at topless Brazilian revelers.
