1. Hugging her majesty
Prince Philip was shocked. He's never done
it.
2. Cannes
Boring. Don't let the Palme d'Or hit you on the way out.
3. Spiro Agnew
Proof that you can never make too much fun of a
living vice president.
4. Blockbuster Movie Weekend
The studio execs' holiday: ''What are
all these people doing at the beach when they could be at a movie?''
5. The Lost and Found Patrol
So after all these years the Bermuda
Triangle turned out to be so much hooey. What's next? Bigfoot a hoax?
6. The Kennedy Crime Family
The Cozy Nostra. Full of colorful
characters we know and love: Ted ''The Senator,'' Willie ''The Doctor,''
''12-Step'' Joan, and ''Ambassador'' Joe.
7. Jose Canseco/Madonna
Let's not read anything into this. Maybe
they're just having sex.
8. Bill Parcels
One small step for man, one Giant surprise for
mankind.
9. Not the Momma!
This month's catch phrase comes from Dinosaur
baby talk. Very kewt.
10. George McGovern
Tired of the rat race? Want some peace and
quiet? Become a Democratic presidential candidate.
11. Bill Murray
He has perfected the fine art of acting stupid. Or
is it a craft? More like a knack than a craft. Or a skill, maybe
12. Tequila Pops
The preteen rage in California. These
alcohol-free lollipops taste like tequila and even have a worm.
13. Steppercise
The emperor's new exercise gimmick. People
actually pay money to step on and off a padded box. There's a stepper
born every minute.
14. Dirty Disco
''I Touch Myself''? ''I Wanna Sex You Up''? What ever
happened to double entendres?
15. Brian Bosworth
A biker's biker. A dumb jock's dumb jock.
