*''If he should win Ewing Oil might well cease to exist!''
* ''J.R., this time you've gone too far. I swear I'll make you pay if it's the last thing I do.''
* ''Can't we eat in peace for once?''
* ''It's time for you to choose, Bobby-Ewing Oil or me.''
* ''Can I pour you a drink?''
* ''That's enough-both of you! Your daddy would be ashamed.''
* ''Wait a minute-you mean we're related?''
* ''Haven't you heard? He's been shot. The doctors don't know if he's going to (sob) pull through.''
* ''I don't know what you're talking about, Sue Ellen. Have you been drinking?''
* ''B-but I thought you were dead!''


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