What the country is talking about this week 1 SEXUAL HARASSMENT Maybe Phil and Oprah-no, Geraldo!-should question the next Supreme Court nominee. 2 HE SAID, SHE SAID Hill v. Thomas lasted six days longer than the gulf war. Next time I want a gas mask.
3 HOWELL HEFLIN Ah say, ah say, doesn't he sound like that cartoon chicken, Foghorn Leghorn, son?
4 THE LONG DONG SILVER SHOW Pee-wee Herman's Saturday-morning replacement series.
5 ''MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUE'' ('' who might vote for that new dam on my brother-in-law's property if I vote for a useless highway in his god-awful little state.'')
6 GUYS JUST DON'T GET IT Get what, babe?
7 NINA TOTENBERG On National Public Radio, where thousands of people work for hundreds of listeners.
8 ANCHORMAN REHASH Stop it. We just watched it too.
9 ORRIN HATCH Proof that parents should not be allowed to name their children.
10 ROLL-CALL VOTE Kennedy only showed up because he thought they said, ''Last call.''
11 FBI REPORTS Great birthday presents for your friends in the press, and they're easy to get.
12 BRAND-NAME DROPPING Coke, McDonald's. What's next? Product 19? Hebrew National franks?
13 98 MIDDLE-AGED MEN Make that 97. Strom Thurmond hasn't seen middle age for 30 years.
14 10-MINUTE RECESSES that last for two hours.Congressmen can't manage their time, they can't manage their money, but they're in charge.
15 YALE LAW SCHOOL ''The fourth or fifth best law school in the country. '' And the No. 1 drama school.
