The Bradys are back, with a passel of 90's hassles. Do they represent the typical American Family? Did they ever? Who does? Stare and compare!
Kind Of Family
TheBradyBunch 1969-74: Blended
The Bradys 1990-: Enormous
Married...With Children 1987-: Postnuclear
Thirtysomething 1987-: Extended
The Flintstones 1960-66: Modern Stone Age
The Brady Bunch: Tiger
The Bradys: Alice
Married...With Children: Buck
The Flintstones: Dino
Typical Guest Star
The Brady Bunch: Davey Jones
The Bradys: There's no room
Married...With Children: Sam Kinison
Thirtysomething: Carly Simon
The Flintstones: Ann Margrock
Expression Of Joy
The Brady Bunch: Groovy!
The Bradys: Ritual hugging
Married...With Children: ''Oh, great.''
Thirtysomething: ''Of course I'm happy for you. Really. But what about me? Why does it always have to be about you?
The Flintstones: ''Yabba-dabba doo
Expression Of Rage
The Brady Bunch: ''Hmmm...''
The Bradys: ''If you back away from something you really want, then you're a quitter!'' (the angriest any Brady has ever been)
Married...With Children: ''Aaagh, God, take me from this miserable life!''
Thirtysomething: ''I'm not angry, OK?''
The Flintstones: ''Willllmaaaa!''
The Brady Bunch: Marcia and her rival both want to be the prom queen.
The Bradys: Bobby gets paralyzed.
Married...With Children: Al doesn't buy his family Christmas presents.
Thirtysomething: Nancy gets cancer.
The Flintstones: Fred and Barney are staying out too late.
The Brady Bunch: The prom committee decides to have two queens.
The Bradys: Bobby gets married.
Married...With Children: They hate him.
Thirtysomething: If only we knew...
The Flintstones: Wilma and Betty decide to follow them.
The Brady Bunch: Conservative but mod, circa '69
The Bradys: Conservative but mod, circa '90
Married...With Children: Roach motel
The Flintstones: Suburban cave
The Brady Bunch: Early Osmonds
The Bradys: Made in the USA
Married...With Children: Flammable fabrics
Thirtysomething: Eclectic earth tones; nice ties
The Flintstones: One-piece
Most Annoying Character
The Brady Bunch: Alice's cousin Emma, the substitute housekeeper (too strict)
The Bradys: Marcia's husband, Wally (chronically unemployable)
Married...With Children: Steve (supercilious)
Thirtysomething: Ellyn (goes through Hope's drawers, babbles, changes hairstyle every other week, generally mistreats her friends)
The Flintstones: Mr. Slate (bossy)
Attitude Toward Sex
The Brady Bunch: Never heard of it
The Bradys: Omigod even Cindy does it!
Married...With Children: Peg: Yes. Al: No.
Thirtysomething: They didn't get all those kids by accident.
The Flintstones: Prehistoric
How Spouses Fight
The Brady Bunch: They don't.
The Bradys: Infrequently, but it happens
Married...With Children: Tooth and nail
Thirtysomething: They stop talking
The Flintstones: Fred and Barney go bowling while Wilma and Betty max out their charge cards.
How Kids Get Into Trouble
The Brady Bunch: Greg takes a puff of a cigarette.
The Bradys: Carol's grandson steals her business cards and sticks them in the spokes of Bobby's wheelchair.
Married...With Children: By committing felonies
Thirtysomething: Ethan plays with a forbidden toy rocket.
The Flintstones: They don't.
How They're Punished
The Brady Bunch: ''It's not what you did, honey it's that you couldn't come to us.''
The Bradys ''Next time, ask.''
Married...With Children: By the authorities
Thirtysomething: It blows up in his face.
The Flintstones: They're not.
What Family Does For Fun
The Brady Bunch: Takes special three-part vacations to Hawaii and the Grand Canyon
The Bradys: Has flashbacks
Married...With Children: Exchanges insults
The Flintstones: Attends showings of The Monster at the Bedrock Drive-In
The Brady Bunch: How exactly did Carol's first husband and Mike's first wife die?
The Bradys: What's with Marcia's new face and Bobby's blonde hair
Married...With Children: What kind of hair spray does Peg use?
Thirtysomething: Why did Nancy take Elliot back? What do Gary and Susanna see in each other?
The Flintstones: How does Barney's shirt stay on if he has no shoulders? Where do Fred and Wilma plug in their TV?
The Brady Bunch: The Brady children once made Alice feel under-appreciated.
The Bradys: Marcia's son Mickey watches Bobby's car-crash tape for fun.
Married...With Children: The Bundy's kill their neighbor's dog.
Thirtysomething: Elliot has an affair and talks about it.
The Flintstones: Characters don't wear under-clothes.
Best Reason To Watch
The Brady Bunch: This is what life should be.
The Bradys: They're all grown-ups now!
Married...With Children: Terry Rakolta hates it.
Thirtysomething (Tie) This is your life. This isn't your life.
The Flintstones: This is what life might have been.
Best Reason Not To Watch
The Brady Bunch: Blurred vision from rerun overdoses.
The Bradys: You're all grown-ups now.
Married...With Children: She has a point.
Thirtysomething: After a while, you think it's real.
The Flintstones: The Simpsons