Scene for humdrum scene, The Last of the Finest may be the dullest thriller ever made it's like some dawdling Albanian police movie shown without subtitles. The film is dead from the opening credits, and it features a bit of Cold War hugger-mugger that makes The Hunt for Red October look timely: The villains here are trying to arm the contras. (Good luck, guys.) The Last of the Finest doesn't deserve to take up space on a video-store shelf, let alone a theater screen.F

