Behind the Mike
CBS' 60 Minutes won its best ratings in months
this summer by keeping its correspondents busy with
up-to-the-minute reports on the crisis in the Persian Gulf, but as
the new season begins, reporters are scrambling to finish their long
feature pieces for the series. ''We're in a little trouble with new
stuff,'' admits Mike Wallace, who begins his 23rd season on the
broadcast this month. ''Each one of us should have banked half a dozen
stories by now.'' Wallace, who joined CBS in 1951, will be saluted on Mike Wallace: Then and Now (airing
Sept. 26), a career retrospective that includes the earliest Wallace
send-up, a segment from Your Show of Shows in which Carl Reiner
spoofs the reporter's trademark ambush- interview style. The
occasional ambush will be evident in the coming 60 Minutes season as
well, and after two decades with executive producer Don Hewitt,
Wallace knows how to make sure his best work doesn't land on the
cutting-room floor. ''We go in to Don with our segments 5 or 6 minutes
[too] long,'' he says. ''Sometimes, we leave stuff in just so Don will
take it out. It's wonderful when he spots it and says, 'That can go.'
Then we just smile and say, 'Good cut, Don.'''
Jackie's Second Wind
Jackie Mason is getting another chance at his
own TV series. The outspoken comedian, last seen as the star of ABC's
short-lived 1989 sitcom Chicken Soup, is going to have his own cable
talk show called, simply enough, Just Jackie (it debuts this December
on the HA! comedy network). Last year, during the New York City
mayoral race, Mason's racial comments about candidate David Dinkins
attracted considerable criticism. But Mason promises that his
new show-a half-hour kvetch-fest in which members of the studio
audience will sound off on issues ranging from marriage to
politics-won't offend a soul. ''Nobody will be attacked, nobody will
be abused, nobody will be called names,'' Mason insists. ''It's just
going to be a simple talk show. It'll be a place on the air for
ordinary people to express themselves, where anybody can complain
about anything they want.'' At the show's first taping earlier this
month in New York, one woman complained about men who don't wear
condoms. ''You shouldn't do it with people who aren't willing to wear
condoms,'' Mason advised. ''I happen to be willing to wear a condom.''
Dog Bytes
Talk about teaching old dogs new tricks: In an upcoming
episode of the syndicated series The New Lassie, America's brainiest
pooch will learn to master a computer. Playing his teacher? None
other than Tom Rettig, 48, the actor turned computer software
writer who played young Jeff Miller in the original Lassie way back
in 1954. ''When the producers asked me to be on the new show, I told
them I hadn't performed in years,'' Rettig says. ''I told them I was a
writer now, not an actor. So they offered to let me write the
script.'' The script Rettig came up with has Lassie participating in a
college study testing how animals interact with computers. ''He pushes
a mouse [a computer control device] around with his nose to make
selections,'' Rettig explains. ''I play the computer-science professor
who helps train him. It's a pretty plausible script, I think. I mean,
we don't have Lassie working with any complicated software or
anything.'' Expect to see the episode in mid-November.
Saddam's Straight Man
Six weeks ago, he was virtually unknown
outside the borders of Iraq; today he may be one of the most famous
TV personalities in the world. His name is Miqdad Muradi, and he's
the Iraqi ''newscaster'' who reads Saddam Hussein's official statements
on Iraqi television. Because of CNN's coverage of the Gulf crisis,
Muradi has become something of an international celebrity in recent
weeks, with portions of his broadcasts beamed across the globe. ''I
guess he's the best newscaster in Iraq,'' says Mahasin Yono, a
spokeswoman for the Iraqi Embassy in Washington, D.C. ''That's why
they chose him to read the statements, because he's so good. And also
because he's so handsome. Don't you think he's handsome?'' Well,
yeah, but he's not nearly as cute as Ted Koppel.
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