Mr. Roboto, eat your heart out. Dictionaraoke puts Roger Troutman, Cher, and all robot-inflection-imitating vocalists to shame with its library of 100 computer-voiced songs. Meticulously constructed from perfectly enunciated audio clips gathered from online dictionaries and set to Casio keyboard-quality music, the site lets the musically adventurous listen to ''Anarchy in the UK'' performed not by Johnny Rotten -- but by Johnny Five. Along with clarifying the lyrics to such loose-lipped hits as the Ramones' ''Blitzkrieg Bop,'' Dictionaraoke offers a how-to guide for the aspiring automaton...and for that, we say domo arigato.


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