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Reality TVStar Watch
Has-beens of Hollywood, rejoice! According to Variety, the WB recently announced it would be picking up six episodes of a reality TV series tentatively titled ''The Surreal World.'' The show reportedly will move eight one-time pop culture stars into a San Fernando Valley home, then relentlessly follow their roomie-induced squabbles for two straight weeks à la MTV's ''The Real World.'' Producers for the show have already approached dozens of publicity-hungry musicians, former TV stars, and onetime teen idols to join the cast. But why go lowbrow when there are so many A-list superstars who could use a publicity boost? Here are the eight celebrities we'd like to see when they stop being polite and start getting surreal.
Britney Spears
WHY
She needs somewhere to hide from her Mexican ex-fans
MOST LIKELY TO
Walk out halfway through the show
WHY SHE'S AN IDEAL ROOMMATE
Can be tortured with ''Mickey Mouse Club'' reruns
WHY SHE ISN'T
Will flip roomies off for no good reason
Billy Bob Thornton
WHY
Needs a crash pad since Angelina kicked him to the curb
MOST LIKELY TO
Buy his roomies burial plots
WHY HE'S AN IDEAL ROOMMATE
Always a willing blood donor
WHY HE ISN'T
He might sing
Martha Stewart
WHY
After the ImClone scandal, she may need a roof over her head -- or a credit line at KMart
MOST LIKELY TO
Redecorate the living room
WHY SHE'S AN IDEAL ROOMMATE
Herb-crusted salmon Wednesdays!
WHY SHE ISN'T
Break her milk glass figurines and you're DEAD
Arnold Schwarzenegger
WHY
At 55, the aging action star's only ''Collateral Damage'' is achy joints
MOST LIKELY TO
Jam the medicine cabinet with Aspercreme
WHY HE'S AN IDEAL ROOMMATE
Gets a senior discount at the movies
WHY HE ISN'T
Says ''I'll be baaack'' every time he goes to the bathroom
