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Now that Jaguar has co-opted the Clash's (left) apocalyptic classic "London Calling" to shill for luxury cars, we modestly propose some other pairings of punk anthems and products:
--X's "Nausea" for Pepto-Bismol --The Sex Pistols' "Holidays in the Sun" for the Jamaica Tourist Board --The Buzzcocks' "Orgasm Addict" for Viagra --The Damned's "New Rose" for 1-800-FLOWERS --Dead Kennedys' "A Child and His Lawnmower" for John Deere --The Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog" for the ASPCA --Descendents' "Clean Sheets" for Tide --The Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin' Camaro" for Chevrolet --The Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated" for Xanax --The Replacements' "Color Me Impressed" for Crayola --The Vandals' "Anarchy Burger" for Wendy's --The Jams' "That's Entertainment" for EW
