''Don't get me wrong -- going skinny-dipping, everybody should do it. But you will not see my ta-tas.'' SHII ANN, after tribemate STEPHANIE swam naked, on Survivor: Thailand

''I feel like it is my business, considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a Hefty bag.'' Tony (JAMES GANDOLFINI), after Janice (AIDA TURTURRO) said her affair with Ralphie (JOE PANTOLIANO) was none of his business, on The Sopranos

''Jennifer Aniston picked up a much-deserved Emmy after seven years of pretending she's in love with David Schwimmer while going home to Brad Pitt.'' CRAIG KILBORN on The Late Late Show

''I always thought...we could be a family in the stupid, traditional, Dan Quayle, golden-retriever, grow-old-together, wear-matching-jogging-suits kind of way.'' Lorelai (LAUREN GRAHAM), discussing her ex, on Gilmore Girls


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