UNEMPLOYED THEO

(spackle.com/unemployed_theo) Now even despairing dot-bombers have someone to sneer at. Watching the now jobless 27-year-old Theo E. Fanning eat his last jar of pickles, read Sock Monkey comic books, and drink himself under the table in a series of flip-book photo-diaries should reassure recently canned slackers that it could be much, much worse. But even though the site scores with a sly webcam, by episode three the joke starts to feel as thin as this goateed loser's wallet.