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*IN MILLIONS WEEK OF NOV. 11-17, 2002 SOURCE: NIELSEN MEDIA RESEARCH

SOUND BITES

''Jack, someone yelling 'Queer!' from a passing car is not a fan.'' Will (ERIC MCCORMACK) to Jack (SEAN HAYES), who said he was recognized on the street, on Will & Grace

''Hey, let's get one of those home satellite dishes! Then we can stop suckling on the six-network teat!'' Bart Simpson (NANCY CARTWRIGHT) on The Simpsons

''Jennifer Lopez announced that she's engaged to Ben Affleck. This will be the third marrige for Lopez, the first for Affleck, and the last for neither.'' TINA FEY on SNL

''Al Gore is on the show tonight. He's here to make me look exciting.'' DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

''Astronomers say that next week Europe will see one of the biggest meteor showers in history. Apparently, everyone in France was excited and wanted to know, 'What's a shower?''' CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night

Originally posted Nov 29, 2002 Published in issue #684 Nov 29, 2002 Order article reprints
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