-- BLANDSIDE (v.) To score inexplicably high ratings with a TV contest whose ''prize'' is a two-legged loaf of Wonder bread (see The Bachelor).
-- TIMBERLAND (n.) A magical world in which a sweet-faced pop puppet can reinvent himself as ''street'' and sail to an un-Justified spot near the top of the charts.
-- HIGH-JINX (v.) To bring box office fortune to a tired franchise by casting Halle Berry as a bikini-clad spy.
-- MISSY FIT (adj.) Deliciously downsized and living large (check out Missy Elliott).
-- ROBINSON CARUSO (n.) A leading man suddenly abandoned by his costar and forced to fend for himself on a hit show with boffo ratings (see David on CSI: Miami).
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