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Santa Hooked Me Up (2002)

B2K
Reviewed by Jon Caramanica | Dec 06, 2002

Details Release Date: Oct 29, 2002; Lead Performance: B2K

These crunked-up classics and ''updated'' fantasies of a two-way-paging, '64 Impala-driving Santa highlight voices and personalities so feeble they can't negotiate even the pro forma sentimentalities. B2K might make girls toasty, but they make Xmas downright frosty.

Originally posted Dec 06, 2002 Published in issue #685 Dec 06, 2002 Order article reprints

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