SOUND BITES
''Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy say that when they first met they got into a big fight, but that they eventually made up and started dating. I don't know what the fight was about, but I'm guessing politics or science.'' TINA FEY on Saturday Night Live
''If you're keeping score, so far we have seven Democratic candidates -- thank you, Clonaid.'' DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show
''So when are you going to see him again? Because it's all about the second date, or, as I like to call it, the Date Where You Start to Let Your Stomach Out.'' Grace (DEBRA MESSING) to Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) on Will & Grace
''She looked like a million bucks -- not that I know what a million bucks looks like.'' EVAN, complimenting one of the contestants, on Joe Millionaire
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