Some see the Raelian Church's claims of human cloning as the catalyst for a giant moral debate. We see it as the catalyst for a bang-up movie-of-the-week. Below, our casting choices.
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God-playing Raelian Dr. Brigitte Boisselier played by God-fearing alien Tammy Faye Baker
Cult leader Rael (formerly Claude Vorilhon) played by cult comic George Carlin (formerly funnier)
Hoax-sniffing TV journalist Michael Guillen played by hoax-sniffing WWE evangelist Vince McMahon
A phalanx of Star Wars-like Raelian clones played by a phalanx of starlike Baldwin brothers
