J.Lo and Ben: The Movies

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's tabloid-friendly romance makes its way to the big screen this year -- twice. Below, a ''Gigli'' (Aug. 1) and ''Jersey Girl'' (TBA) crib sheet.

GIGLI Romantic comedy in which Lopez falls for a thug with a funny name: Larry Gigli (Affleck).

JERSEY GIRL Romantic comedy in which Affleck falls for an editor with a funny name: Gertrude Steiney (Lopez).

GIGLI Ricki (Lopez) has lesbian leanings, despite her hetero affection for Gigli.

JERSEY GIRL Gertrude has no lesbian leanings, despite her sapphically inspired name.

GIGLI Couple's real-life romance began on set; then he bought a Variety ad praising her ''astonishing talent.''

JERSEY GIRL Couple's real-life romance continued on set; then he bought a pink 6.1-carat diamond engagement ring.