Listen 2 This #08

Under My Thumb

Good Charlotte's punk-rockin' twins, Benji and Joel Madden, gave us the finger; hand analyst Leslie Zemenek gave us the dirt.

WHICH ONE'S THE GOOD BROTHER? Neither one really has false values, but Joel is the good brother, he has the good heart. Benji is good at attracting the crowd; his thumbprint is bold. The quality of his print shows that he is looking to have more attention. WHO IS MOM'S FAVORITE? The quality of [Joel's] thumbprint is light, indicating a lighter heart. It's also narrow, which shows sensitivity, and that he treads lightly on the world. He just needs more mothering, and a mom would respond better to his need for her. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? Benji. Again he's just got this bold print and the top is kind of squared off. If they had to square off he would be the one.

Originally posted Feb 07, 2003 Published in issue #694 Feb 07, 2003 Order article reprints