On the Air

*IN MILLIONS WEEK OF JAN. 27-FEB. 2, 2003 SOURCE: NIELSEN MEDIA RESEARCH

SOUND BITES

''Man, making someone gay is exhausting. I don't know how my mother did it.'' Jack (SEAN HAYES) on Will & Grace

''I don't know why it happens, what it is about me, but there's always a Manny sandwich when I hit the dance floor.'' EMMANUEL LEWIS, discussing his penchant for dancing between two women, on The Surreal Life

''What intrigues me about you [is] you are such an average person. You don't seem like you have a lot on your mind.'' MELISSA M., paying Evan a compliment, on Joe Millionaire

''If you love somebody, you've got to be willing to break their spirit.'' Turk (DONALD FAISON), explaining his incessant proposals to Carla (JUDY REYES), on Scrubs

''Right now the Vegas line is, I'm back on Comedy Central by Valentine's Day.'' JIMMY KIMMEL, after he got in trouble for drinking on the air, on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live