Sound Bites

Sound Bites

''I was always stuck in the mold of trying to please everybody except myself, so now I please myself -- and that sounds really weird.'' BOB on The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All

''Roman Polanski will not be able to come to the Oscars because he is still wanted in this country on charges of having sex with a 13-year-old girl. After hearing this, Michael Jackson said, 'A girl? That's disgusting!''' CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night

''I thought we were going to the movies. I was looking forward to seeing Vin Diesel -- I heard he's got a new facial expression.'' Jack (SEAN HAYES) to Will (ERIC MCCORMACK), on Will & Grace

''Scientists have invented a smart bra that tightens its own straps when the wearer needs more support. Even more impressive, it beat Anna Nicole Smith at Scrabble.'' JIMMY FALLON on Saturday Night Live

Originally posted Feb 21, 2003 Published in issue #698 Feb 28, 2003 Order article reprints