''People don't touch anymore. They don't feel. They don't touch themselves.'' -- CELINE DION pays unintentional homage to the Divinyls, in Jane
''Very important question: What type of creature was Gonzo from The Muppet Show? He has sex with chickens and he has a nose like a penis. What type of creature is he? I have no idea. A chicken pimp?'' -- MOBY ponders the shadowy world of puppetry on Moby.com

