Rob Schneider caps a transmogrifying ''trilogy'' (following ''Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo'' and ''The Animal'') with The Hot Chick, in which a pair of magic earrings causes his inept petty thief to switch bodies with bitchy stunner Jessica (Rachel McAdams), sending him/her back to the fantasy high school world of baby tees, bare midriffs, and pillow fights. Along the way, the perpetually harried Schneider meshes nicely with Anna Faris (''Scary Movie''), who turns in another scene-stealing performance as Jessica's best friend. Hey, Hollywood: Give this hot chick a lead role, already!

