Sound Bites

Sound Bites

SOUND BITES

''Jack Osbourne has landed himself in rehab.... Osbourne knew he had a problem when he had a conversation with his father and it made perfect sense.'' CRAIG KILBORN on The Late Late Show

'''N Sync announced this week they are heading back to the studio to work on a new album. When asked about it, a spokesman said, 'They tried solo careers, but they're much more successful when they suck as a group.''' CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night

''What? You told me that was superkindergarten!'' Doug (KEVIN JAMES), after his parents break the news that he'd had to repeat kindergarten, on The King of Queens

''The fifth Harry Potter book, which goes on sale in July, will have a record printing of 8.5 million copies. Which explains why the sixth book is being called Harry Potter and the End of Trees.'' JIMMY FALLON on SNL

Originally posted May 16, 2003 Published in issue #710 May 16, 2003 Order article reprints
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