Sound Bites

Sound Bites

Sound Bites

SOUND BITES

''President Bush toured parts of Missouri that were devastated by a recent tornado. There was one awkward moment when the President looked at the tornado damage and said, 'Don't worry -- we're going to get whoever did this.''' CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night

''You don't own a TV? What do you point all your furniture at?'' Joey (MATT LEBLANC), to a paleontologist who worships Ross (DAVID SCHWIMMER), on Friends

''Every single kid in that brochure was awkward and panicked. It looked like the Academy Awards audience during Michael Moore's speech.'' Lorelai (LAUREN GRAHAM), commenting on a college pamphlet to daughter Rory (ALEXIS BLEDEL), on Gilmore Girls

''NBC is trying to get Heather Locklear to join the cast of Good Morning, Miami, though so far she's kicking too hard for them to get her in the van.'' TINA FEY on SNL

Originally posted May 23, 2003 Published in issue #712 May 30, 2003 Order article reprints
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