Sound Bites

Sound Bites

SOUND BITES

''I can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess!'' Monica (COURTENEY COX ARQUETTE), after visiting a fertility clinic, on Friends

''The good news is that I do have a girlfriend, and she's great. But the bad news is she doesn't believe a word I say.'' Survivor: The Amazon's eternally horny and deceptive ROB on the reunion show

''According to ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, the best videogame of all time is The Legend of Zelda, followed by Tetris and Grand Theft Auto. The worst videogame of all time: Super Menendez Bros.'' JIMMY FALLON on SNL

''Nice outfit for a funeral. If that dress were any shorter, I could see your English muffin.'' Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) to her dead ex-hubby's British mistress, Lorraine Binstock (MINNIE DRIVER), on Will & Grace

Originally posted May 23, 2003 Published in issue #711 May 23, 2003 Order article reprints
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