Real Time

For Love or Money

NBC · Mondays, 9 p.m. Poor Rob Campos. For starters, the recent disclosure of a 1999 incident in which a drunken Campos allegedly groped a female Naval officer cost him his job at a Dallas-based law firm. (In a statement, Campos -- who was honorably discharged from the Marines -- said he neglected to report the incident because he thought ''it was a private matter that had been resolved.'') To add insult to injury, NBC duped the freelance attorney into believing that 15 lovely lassies are competing to win his heart on the show. Little does he know that the distaff schemers are up for a much better prize: The last woman standing can take home $1 million, but only if she gives Rob the boot in the final episode. Given that Campos was at his boorish best in a recent hot tub scene with the ladies (and his wooden delivery of a morning-after apology didn't convey much regret), you may not be crying when the lumpen lout gets his heart broken and one lovely contestant goes home a millionaire. But that won't stop you from watching every minute of it.