''It's like a woman's orgasm -- they bitch about it, they're hard to come by, and when they finally get it, they're good for about a week.'' THE AMAZING RACE'S JON ON FIANCEE KELLY'S MOODS
''Yesterday, the World Health Organization said the spread of SARS has been stopped dead in its tracks. That means the biggest health threat in Toronto is, once again, acute boredom.'' CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT
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''I wouldn't feel comfortable in the same bed with Dave. He doesn't take care of his feet.'' CHARLA, RUMINATING ON WHICH GUY TO ROOM WITH, ON PARADISE HOTEL
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