Jim Mullen's Hot Sheet

Hot Sheet

1 SHARON STONE Her five-year marriage to Phil Bronstein is over. What do you want to bet it was her highly public affair with the AOL logo that did it?

2 PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN The big-budget swashbuckler was inspired by a Disney ride. Instead of a ticket, they originally wanted to sell you a $150 three-day pass.

3 JACK OSBOURNE Ozzy's kid is out of rehab and clean. And if you can't believe a celebrity teenage stoner, who can you believe?

4 THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN Fictional characters like Captain Nemo and Tom Sawyer come to life to save the world. Their power is boring their enemies to death.

5 P. DIDDY Rumor has it that termites have invaded the rap impresario's beach house. We knew his enemies would come out of the woodwork.

6 CUPID If a woman stays married for a year to a man picked by the viewing audience, she'll get a million dollars. Where will they get married? In a bank?

7 HIP-STERS Inspired by stars like Cameron Diaz and Pink, young girls are showing off their pelvic bones. But let's face it -- most guys are really ''femur men.''

8 WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE The U.S. has put a $25 million bounty on Saddam Hussein's head. What happens if Osama bin Laden catches him?

9 THE KING One of his teeth and a lock of his hair are for sale on eBay. Elvis has left the building -- one body part at a time.

10 THE AMERICA CHANNEL It's a new cable station geared to the folks who live in flyover country. They're already at work on shows like Sex and the Next Town Over and CSI: Omaha.

Prozac Nation film bumped to late '03...Supermodel Naomi


Prozac Nation film bumped to late '03...Supermodel Naomi Campbell reportedly mulling role in Broadway's Chicago

Originally posted Jul 18, 2003 Published in issue #719 Jul 18, 2003 Order article reprints

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