1 JERRY SPRINGER The host of a popular TV freak show has filed to run for U.S. Senate in Ohio. Right now he's asking the other candidates' ex-girlfriends if they'll debate.
2 ROBERT WAGNER The '70s star is suing to get half the net profits of the Charlie's Angels movies. Apparently he said ''good idea'' once to producer Aaron Spelling.
3 DAVID DUCHOVNY The ex -- X-Files star will spice up Carrie's love life on Sex and the City. His pickup line: ''Are those extraterrestrial pants? 'Cause they make your butt look outta this world!''
4 BEYONCE Some people say the sexy set she did on Grant's Tomb was disrespectful of the dead. They're right. What about Lincoln?
5 JOHNNY ENGLISH British comic Rowan ''Mr. Bean'' Atkinson plays a bumbling spy who can't get anything right. From the true story of the CIA in Iraq.
6 TOUR DE FRANCE American Lance Armstrong could win the grueling three-week-long bicycle race for a fifth straight time. One day he'll be as famous here as David Beckham.
7 TARZAN The new WB series has the lovable jungle lunk finding his way into the mean streets of Manhattan. If you ask us, a rather long way to go for a P'zone.
8 JFK A pair of his 60-year-old boxers could get $500 at auction -- and it's worth it. Most men's underwear falls apart after a mere 40 years.
9 SHARON OSBOURNE Ozzy's wife is hosting a new chat show in which she can talk about real life. She was looking for a change from her MTV series.
10 METROSEXUALS The word for city-dwelling straight men who do ''gay'' things like getting pedicures and drinking Manhattans. And bathing. And brushing their teeth...
Hasbro hocks celebrity-signed Simon games for charity: Simon
Hasbro hocks celebrity-signed Simon games for charity: Simon LeBon's fetches $660, Simon Cowell's $107.50