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''I don't think it's acceptable to say that anyone deserves to win this competition. It's really not a basic human right to get a modeling contract.'' SECOND RUNNER-UP ELYSE ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

''I will always cherish the wonderful moments we had together back when you were famous.'' CARSON DALY, DISSING EX JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, ON MTV BASH

''Don't feel bad for Robert Wuhl. He just signed a new deal with HBO -- $19 a month, plus Cinemax.'' TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG, DISCUSSING ARLI$$' CANCELLATION, ON HBO'S ON THE RECORD

''Britney Spears admitted that she is no longer a virgin in an interview with W magazine. Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera admitted she's no longer a virgin in an interview with Duh magazine.'' CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT

Originally posted Jul 25, 2003 Published in issue #720 Jul 25, 2003 Order article reprints