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''Some people are bullied into blind dating. Charlotte was bubbied.'' CARRIE (SARAH JESSICA PARKER), AFTER CHARLOTTE (KRISTIN DAVIS) SAYS THAT TOO MANY MOMS ARE FIXING HER UP WITH THEIR SONS, ON SEX AND THE CITY

''Despite protests, CBS announced that they are still considering making a reality show about hillbillies. The show will be called Big Brother Who's Also Your Cousin.'' CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT

''Mick Jagger [turns] 60 years old today.... He's figured out a way to make himself seem more youthful. All he does is he stands next to Keith Richards.'' DAVID LETTERMAN ON LATE SHOW

''We got the Hussein boys, and the President has been gloating about it all week. And why shouldn't he? He said, 'Finally, some good news I didn't have to just make up.''' BILL MAHER ON HBO'S REAL TIME

Originally posted Aug 08, 2003 Published in issue #722 Aug 08, 2003 Order article reprints