''Well, it's that time of year again: Demi Moore was at Staples buying school supplies for her boyfriend.'' DAVID LETTERMAN ON LATE SHOW
''This is very POW.'' DESIGN DOCTOR THOM, SURVEYING A MAKEOVER SUBJECT'S SPARTAN BEDROOM, ON QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
''In the wake of that al-Qaeda splinter group claiming responsibility for the blackout, Countdown's other things that could have been their doing: No. 3, it's been mighty warm in the Midwest this summer. No. 2, that time last month you couldn't find your keys? Al-Qaeda. And, No. 1, Fox News Channel.'' KEITH OLBERMANN ON MSNBC'S COUNTDOWN
''What's so great about them? They wear suits and handle the fluids of dead people. That's not sexy to me.'' DEPUTY JOHNSON (WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY), DISSING FBI AGENTS, ON RENO 911!
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