''About that kiss thing, I was as disgusted as you were.'' ELLEN DEGENERES, RECALLING BRITNEY SPEARS AND MADONNA'S MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS STUNT, TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON ''THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW''
''The wedding won't be videotaped because no one wants to see them together on screen again.'' CRAIG KILBORN, DISCUSSING BEN AND J. LO, ON ''THE LATE LATE SHOW''
''It's weird! I mean, her dad beat up my dad at my debutante ball.'' MARISSA (MISCHA BARTON), EXPLAINING WHY SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO A FRIEND'S PARTY, ON ''THE O.C.''
''I would not be a male with Scottish and Italian blood in me if I didn't have full pride in myself. All you need to do is watch the movie 'Braveheart' and see how proud Scottish people are of themselves.'' PARADISE HOTEL'S ZACK, AFTER BEING KICKED OFF THE SHOW FOR THREATENING ANOTHER CONTESTANT