Sound Bites

Sound Bites

''Oprah's guest today was Madonna. The interview was pretty boring, but I did enjoy the open-mouth kiss.'' DAVID LETTERMAN ON LATE SHOW

''Critics say the school will only serve to isolate gay teens from the larger community -- as well as utterly decimating the yearbook staffs of neighboring schools.'' JON STEWART, DISCUSSING NEW YORK CITY'S GAY-FRIENDLY HARVEY MILK SCHOOL, ON THE DAILY SHOW

''You love my stinky ass.'' JESSICA SIMPSON TO NICK LACHEY, AFTER SHE STUNK UP THE HOUSE ON NEWLYWEDS

''A record company's suing a 12-year-old girl for downloading over 100 songs by 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys. My God, hasn't she suffered enough?'' CRAIG KILBORN ON THE LATE LATE SHOW

''What has she accomplished? We're both on a reality TV show.'' PARADISE HOTEL'S TARA, AFTER AMY CLAIMED THAT SHE'S MORE ACCOMPLISHED

Originally posted Sep 26, 2003 Published in issue #730 Sep 26, 2003 Order article reprints
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