Sound Bites

Sound Bites

''Yesterday in Georgia, Jennifer Lopez accompanied Ben Affleck when he went to apply for a gun license. Reportedly, J. Lo told Ben, 'This is just the kind of fun I used to have with P. Diddy.''' CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT

''In case you boys haven't noticed, I'm one prime-rib dinner away from sudden cardiac arrest.'' ACTING PRESIDENT WALKEN (JOHN GOODMAN), EXPLAINING WHY HE WANTS TO CHOOSE A VICE PRESIDENTIAL SUCCESSOR, ON THE WEST WING

''I can't believe I was in bed with Will. Ecccch. When I woke up and saw all that olive skin and furry body, I thought, 'Please, God, let it be a giant furry olive.''' JACK (SEAN HAYES) ON WILL & GRACE

Originally posted Oct 10, 2003 Published in issue #732 Oct 10, 2003 Order article reprints