Hey kids! Shy-but-sly elementary school teacher Lee-Ann has a lesson plan on how to snag that Bachelor rose. No gold stars for playing nice.
JOIN THE PTA Lee-Ann sucked up to Bob's mom, Nora Guiney, begging her for help.
LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE She got rival Mary to teach her how to say ''You are so hot, Bobby'' en espanol.
DO THE MATH ''I don't know if I was expecting 24 trolls, or what,'' she said, sizing up the competition, ''but I wasn't expecting them all to be 10s.''