Social Studies

Man Hunting

NOTES FROM 'THE BACHELOR'

Hey kids! Shy-but-sly elementary school teacher Lee-Ann has a lesson plan on how to snag that Bachelor rose. No gold stars for playing nice.

JOIN THE PTA Lee-Ann sucked up to Bob's mom, Nora Guiney, begging her for help.

LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE She got rival Mary to teach her how to say ''You are so hot, Bobby'' en espanol.

DO THE MATH ''I don't know if I was expecting 24 trolls, or what,'' she said, sizing up the competition, ''but I wasn't expecting them all to be 10s.''

Originally posted Oct 17, 2003 Published in issue #733 Oct 17, 2003 Order article reprints