When her pop swings by, they like to sit out on the pool chairs, both smoking Marlboro Lights, both using Jenna lighters. They've each had chin implants, but she's also had her teeth and breasts done. She has a fairy dragon tattoo on her neck, her husband's name on her ring finger (upon which rests a 9 1/2-carat diamond), and the famous ''Heart Breaker'' tattoo on her backside. Larry's also marked up, with a couple Purple Heart tattoos and a Vietnam ribbon on one bicep and ''man's ruin'' (an eight-ball, guns, booze, and a naked lady) on the other. They both sleep at night with pictures of Jameson's mother, Judy, looking down upon them.
''There's only one Jenna,'' her dad boasts. ''And Jenna has essentially transcended the adult industry.'' He warns people against striking up debates with him about his daughter's career choice. ''Anyone who sets themselves up above other people and manages to be judgmental...'' says Larry. ''When I look at them, they're still the people who masturbate in the bathroom with a Hustler magazine, so shut up!''
Larry wants more grandkids. Jameson's older brother, Tony, who owns a tattoo shop in town, has a son. But it's Jameson's turn, and she's ready for a houseful of rugrats. Mixed in with her fancy new wedding china and crystal is a Hello Kitty toaster and sandwich press she ordered off eBay. ''It burns the little kitties into the bread!'' she chirps excitedly. ''I got it for when I have kids.'' If Jameson has a girl, she plans to name her Chaisson, in honor of a Vegas Rolls-Royce dealership she used to walk past as a child. If her kid ever expressed interest in the adult industry, ''I'd be like, 'Hell no! Get your ass to college!'''
But there's all this heat around Jameson's career, and a baby right now could derail things. ''I'm just starting out, and I'm more of a sex symbol,'' she says. ''So being a tub of lard isn't very attractive.'' She's already endured a mess of acting classes, but thinks all that Method stuff is a load of crap. ''Either you have it or you don't,'' she says. Her husband thinks Jameson has a special something he likes to call ism. ''It's this quality that very few people possess,'' he explains. ''When they're in a room, everyone's captivated by them. Bill Clinton. If you've ever been around him, his ism is like 'Wow!' Jennifer Lopez has the ism. She can't sing, she can't act to save her ass, but she has that ism.''
''Jenna Jameson's crossover potential is very real,'' says Endeavor agent Rob Sebastian. ''I initially helped her on a cell phone deal, which led to several mainstream producers and companies approaching me with interest in her.... As a brand, she has the same potential as a Pamela Anderson.''
Sign her up. ''Right off the bat, they were like, 'We want you as a mainstream, big movie star,''' says Jameson. '''We picture you as action, because you're so physical.' And I'm like, 'Absolutely, but what I automatically think is I want to do comedy.' Because I'm funny and nobody knows it!''
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