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''Shannen Doherty has signed on to produce and act in a new sitcom about a young woman with a reputation for being difficult and mean, but who is really kind at heart. Doherty will play that woman's bitchy friend.'' TINA FEY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

''It's a talking-dog movie. That movie looks so bad -- I can't believe I wasn't in it.'' B-LISTER BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT ABOUT KIDS' FLICK GOOD BOY!, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

''Oh, I love singing. Oh, wait. They aren't poor, are they?'' WILL'S LES MISERABLES-HATING MOTHER (BLYTHE DANNER) ABOUT THE ABBA MUSICAL MAMMA MIA!, ON WILL & GRACE

''No, I'm not talking to you, Jenny. If I was, I would say Jenny.'' LEE-ANN, UPBRAIDING JENNY, ON THE BACHELOR

Originally posted Oct 24, 2003 Published in issue #734 Oct 24, 2003 Order article reprints
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