''This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film.'' TINA FEY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
''They sure do punch each other a lot in Orange County.'' ED (TOM CAVANAGH) TO CAROL (JULIE BOWEN), WHILE WATCHING AN EPISODE OF THE O.C., ON ED
''Well, that would be one way to identify you.'' DAVID LETTERMAN TO DOLLY PARTON, AFTER SHE SAID HER VOICE GIVES HER AWAY WHEN SHE'S INCOGNITO, ON LATE SHOW
''He's soothing. He puts them at ease. He's like the vagina whisperer.'' DEACON (VICTOR WILLIAMS), EXPLAINING TO DOUG (KEVIN JAMES) WHY THEIR WIVES LOVE THEIR GYNECOLOGIST, ON THE KING OF QUEENS
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