''Ahhh -- listen to that!'' he says. ''You play that for the wife, in the wintertime, fireplace goin', that song -- you gonna get some action, son!'' He whoops and laughs loudly. Then he covers his face with his hands and peeks through his fingers like a scared little boy, looking around the church office in mock penitence. ''Maybe I shouldn't have said that,'' he murmurs. Then he laughs even louder.

Originally posted Dec 05, 2003 Published in issue #740 Dec 05, 2003 Order article reprints
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