''And if Michelle Pfeiffer in 'Dangerous Minds' taught us anything, it's that it's so much easier learning from attractive people.'' JACK (SEAN HAYES) ON WILL & GRACE
''People buy cargo pants in the Midwest not to say, you know, like, 'Oh, I can wear these with stilettos and a really cool, sexy top' -- like I was going to do tonight. They buy them because they have a lot of pockets, because they work in the fields and they need them.'' JAIME LEE GLEICHER ON MTV'S RICH GIRLS
''There's no way I'm eating with my stepmom. Why does she need tryptophan when she's on valium?'' SUMMER (RACHEL BILSON), ABOUT HER THANKSGIVING PLANS, ON THE O.C.