Don't open the door for the title baddie of James Patterson's latest suspenser, ''The Big Bad Wolf,'' especially if you're an attractive woman -- after he kidnaps you, he'll sell you into sexual slavery. But Patterson's hero, FBI guy Alex Cross, is on the trail, with enough fans tuned in to make it a No. 2 debut.
FICTION WEEKS ON LIST
1 THE DA VINCI CODE Dan Brown, Doubleday, $24.95 36 2 THE BIG BAD WOLF James Patterson, Little, Brown, $27.95 1 3 THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN Mitch Albom, 9 Hyperion, $19.95 4 WOLVES OF THE CALLA: THE DARK TOWER, BOOK V 3 Stephen King, Scribner/Grant, $35 5 SHEPHERDS ABIDING Jan Karon, Viking, $24.95 5 6 BLOW FLY Patricia Cornwell, Putnam, $26.95 6 7 BLOOD CANTICLE Anne Rice, Knopf, $25.95 4 8 BLEACHERS John Grisham, Doubleday, $19.95 11 9 THE HANGED MAN'S SONG John Sandford, Putnam, $25.95 2 10 THE MURDER ROOM P.D. James, Knopf, $25.95 1
NONFICTION WEEKS ON LIST
1 THE SOUTH BEACH DIET Arthur Agatston, M.D., Rodale, $24.95 33 2 THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN LIFE Rick Warren, Zondervan, $19.99 43 3 DUDE, WHERE'S MY COUNTRY? Michael Moore, Warner, $24.95 7 4 THE WORLD ACCORDING TO MISTER ROGERS: IMPORTANT 5 THINGS TO REMEMBER Fred Rogers, Hyperion, $16.95 5 FLYBOYS: A TRUE STORY OF COURAGE 8 James Bradley, Little, Brown, $25.95 6 LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM -- A FAIR AND 14 BALANCED LOOK AT THE RIGHT Al Franken, Dutton, $24.95 7 WHO'S LOOKING OUT FOR YOU? Bill O'Reilly, Broadway, $24.95 9 8 A ROYAL DUTY Paul Burrell, Putnam, $25.95 5 9 THE ULTIMATE WEIGHT SOLUTION: THE 7 KEYS TO WEIGHT LOSS 11 FREEDOM Dr. Phil McGraw, Free Press, $26 10 I AM A SOLDIER, TOO: THE JESSICA LYNCH STORY 2 Rick Bragg, Knopf, $23.95
SOURCE: PUBLISHERS WEEKLY, WEEK OF NOV. 17-23, 2003
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