AMERICAN SPLENDOR
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LOST IN TRANSLATION
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CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS
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RETURN OF THE KING
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MYSTIC RIVER
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FINDING NEMO
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MASTER & COMMANDER
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WINGED MIGRATION
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SPELLBOUND
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THIRTEEN
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WHALE RIDER
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SCHOOL OF ROCK
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IN AMERICA
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21 GRAMS
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HOUSE OF SAND & FOG
B JAMI BERNARD N.Y. Daily News A- TY BURR Boston Globe -- MIKE CLARK USA Today A- JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer A ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times B+ LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail C+ MICK LASALLE San Francisco Chronicle B TODD McCARTHY Variety B CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer B+ RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald B+ ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY B+ CRITICS' AVERAGE
BLUE CAR
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BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM
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28 DAYS LATER
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A MIGHTY WIND
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ELF
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SOMETHING'S GOTTA...
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FREAKY FRIDAY
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KILL BILL -- VOL. 1
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SHATTERED GLASS
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SEABISCUIT
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MATRIX RELOADED
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OUT OF TIME (2)
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PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN (1)
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BIG FISH
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LOVE ACTUALLY
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X2: X -- MEN UNITED
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HOLES
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THE LAST SAMURAI
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RUNAWAY JURY
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INTOLERABLE CRUELTY
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THE HUMAN STAIN
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ONCE UPON...MEXICO
C JAMI BERNARD N.Y. Daily News -- TY BURR Boston Globe C- MIKE CLARK USA Today B- JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer B+ ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times C LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail B- MICK LASALLE San Francisco Chronicle C- TODD McCARTHY Variety C+ CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer B RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald B ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY C+ CRITICS' AVERAGE
THE HULK
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BROTHER BEAR
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MONA LISA SMILE
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FREDDY VS. JASON
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LEGALLY BLONDE 2
C+ JAMI BERNARD N.Y. Daily News C+ TY BURR Boston Globe D MIKE CLARK USA Today B- JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer C ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times C- LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail B- MICK LaSALLE San Francisco Chronicle -- TODD McCARTHY Variety C+ CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer C RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald B- ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY C+ CRITICS' AVERAGE
BRINGING DOWN HOUSE
B- JAMI BERNARD NY Daily News D+ TY BURR Boston Globe D MIKE CLARK USA Today B- JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer C- ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times B- LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail C- MICK LASALLE San Francisco Chronicle C+ TODD McCARTHY Variety C CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer C RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald C ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY C CRITICS' AVERAGE
BRUCE ALMIGHTY
C+ JAMI BERNARD N.Y. Daily News C TY BURR Boston Globe D MIKE CLARK USA Today C JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer B ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times C+ LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail C MICK LASALLE San Francisco Chronicle -- TODD McCARTHY Variety B CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer D RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald B- ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY C CRITICS' AVERAGE
S.W.A.T.
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DAREDEVIL
B- JAMI BERNARD NY Daily News D TY BURR Boston Globe D MIKE CLARK USA Today B- JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer B ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times C LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail D+ MICK LASALLE San Francisco Chronicle C- TODD McCARTHY Variety C CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer C RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald C- ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY C CRITICS' AVERAGE
MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
C- JAMI BERNARD N.Y. Daily News B TY BURR Boston Globe D MIKE CLARK USA Today D JOANNA CONNORS Cleveland Plain Dealer B- ROGER EBERT Chicago Sun-Times C+ LIAM LACEY Toronto Globe and Mail D MICK LaSALLE San Francisco Chronicle C- TODD McCARTHY Variety C CARRIE RICKEY Philadelphia Inquirer C- RENE RODRIGUEZ The Miami Herald C+ ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY C CRITICS' AVERAGE
TEXAS CHAINSAW...
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THE CAT IN THE HAT
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GIGLI
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BEST TITLE Jincy Willett's Winner of the National Book Award
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BEST TITLE Jincy Willett's Winner of the National Book Award
UNLIKELIEST CANDIDATE FOR THE 2004 NATIONAL BOOK AWARD Pamela Anderson, whose novel (working title: From the Waist Up) is due next year
BEST GRAPHIC NOVEL Gilbert Hernandez's Palomar: The Heartbreak Soup Stories
TITILLATING QUOTE FROM SHIRLEY MACLAINE'S DOG, TERRY From MacLaine's Out on a Leash: ''I love to have her watch me when I go out for my morning poop.... I lift my leg in the middle of a poop just so she'll know I'm capable of multitasking.''
EVEN MORE TITILLATING QUOTE FROM TERRY ''As for MM ['Mistress Mother,' i.e., MacLaine] and me, we don't have much time for sex anyway. If it came along, fine, but I think we'd rather be in bed with each other.''
STATEMENT OF THE OBVIOUS FROM SHIRLEY MACLAINE ''Some friends say I'm losing my mind over the intimacy I feel with this dog. Sometimes I think they are right.''
2ND ANNUAL DAVE EGGERS AWARD FOR WACKINESS IN PUBLISHING Dave Eggers, whose pirate-supply store supports his nonprofit writing center in San Francisco
CREEPIEST ACKNOWLEDGMENT ''My daughter Hannah did research among her friends regarding the title...'' Thomas W. Laqueur, Solitary Sex: A Cultural History of Masturbation
CREEPIEST MICHAEL JACKSON CAMEO Wacko dines at Katharine Hepburn's house on pages 243 -- 252 of A. Scott Berg's Kate Remembered. Pass the ''white broccoli''!
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO READ. NOW GO WATCH TV! Three kids were diagnosed with ''Hogwarts Headaches,'' caused by ''the effort required to plow through an 870-page book'' called Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, according to a Washington, D.C., doc in the New England Journal of Medicine.
SHRILLEST LITERARY FEUD Al Franken vs. Bill O'Reilly
SEXIEST SEX SCENE From Jimmy Carter's novel The Hornet's Nest: ''That night, they tried some things they had never done before.''
SECOND-SEXIEST SEX SCENE (OH, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU WILDCAT!) The Hornet's Nest: ''He was overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and was also aroused sexually, which his tight trousers made obvious to both of them.''
